Damian’s Last Name

Sometimes a cat’s full name is immediately apparent. Sometimes it reveals itself gradually.

A few years ago, after much discussion, we realized Damian has a middle name: Vaslav, after the great Nijinsky, of course. More recently another revelation descended: for all five years of his life, Damian had been using Melissa’s last name, but that’s not his real last name. His real last name is

Pantalones de Queso y ¡Qué!

(For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, that can be translated as “Cheezy Pants—wanna make something of it?”)

Damina, Mr. Pantalones de Queso

Damian Vaslav Pantalones de Queso y ¡Qué!

It suits him, don’t you think?