An Assortment

The Swallowtail Shawl
Yes, I’m still shamelessly promoting the Blogiversary Raffle, trying to make sure that feral kitties and lemurs and other creatures are safe and well-fed.

As a temptation for potential donors who haven’t yet made the leap, check out the Swallowtail Shawl that I’m giving away as the grand prize.
The prize swallowtail shawl
Because I worked it in worsted weight yarn, it’s nice and big. And the cotton content gives it wonderful drape.

Here’s a detail of the lace patterns.
The prize swallowtail shawl, detail
If you haven’t yet entered and would like a chance to win this shawl (and other great prizes) check out the raffle guidelines here. A $2 donation (or more) to an animal protection/welfare group is all that’s required to enter.

Foodborne Pathogens
Careful what you eat!l
The day-long conference last Friday was great! The talks were set up so that we moved systematically through a huge body of materials: development of federal tracking of food-borne diseases, descriptions of the different types of illnesses, an explanation of epidemiological methods ranging from interviews with those infected to collection of agricultural samples, the role of veterinary medicine in responding to outbreaks, laboratory methods for processing samples, and forensic investigation of outbreaks. I finished most of a pair of silk wrist-warmers and learned to fear raw milk (actually, I think raw milk sounded pretty scary even before these presentations). My only regret is that I’m at the point of needing reading glasses to knit, but don’t yet have bifocals, so the power-point slides were a bit of a blur.

Non-Pathenogenic Food
Recently, Melissa and I had a wonderful dinner at F & D Yummy in San Jose (1688 Alum Rock Ave.). We had tickets to School of the Americas, a new play about the death of Che Guevara being produced by Teatro Vision at Mexican Heritage Plaza, and figured we’d just head over early and try our luck eating somewhere new. The neighborhood had lots of small eateries, but the bright lights of F & D Yummy called the loudest. It’s nothing fancy to look at—but it is very clean and very well-lit. The food was absolutely delicious!: simple, straight-forward Chinese/Vietnamese dishes, cooked up with fresh ingredients. If you’re in the Bay Area, you really should check it out. For less than $20 two people can have a satisfying, generous meal.

The Anniversary Surprise
Apparently year four on the even-hipper-than-modern anniversary gift traditions list calls for Experimental Theater.
monster in the dark poster
Melissa’s Saturday anniversary surprise was tickets to Monster in the Dark, the current production by foolsFURY. I was delighted with her selection.

This distopian play does have a credited author (Doug Dorst), but it was developed in collaboration with the company over three years and is every bit as rich as one might hope, given the number of brains and length of time involved in its birthing. It follows a half dozen characters (one of whom is played at one time or another by every actor in the cast) during the collapse (?) of a totalitarian government. During the first half of the play (which Melissa and I found most engaging, though we enjoyed the whole thing) the “monster” takes the shape of societal institutions; during the second half the “monster” is revealed within individuals.

The production incorporates dance, song, and movement in ways that really enrich the central narrative. I was particularly fascinated by the use of language in the play, which reminded me a bit of A Clockwork Orange (the novel) or 1984. Orwellian would be just the word for it. Those in business are referred to as stuffthrusters; the religious are makersellers; corpses are skinhulls.

Because this is experimental theatre, it does involve the whole people-onstage-and-mingling-in-the-gallery-as-the-audience-comes-in thing. Usually this drives me nuts. I want clear boundaries between me and the performers and don’t want to have to fret about the potential embarrassment that a blurring of those lines may lead to, but these interactions were oddly comfortable and challenging at the same time.

One actor strolled up with a guitar, started chatting with the folks in the row in front of us, then turned to me and said “That’s quite a sweater you have on. You look like you could be a rule-breaker,” in an approvingly warm voice. [I was wearing my purple malabrigo shrug.] Melissa and I laughed, and she told him that was exactly what I was, after which he asked “What’s the rule you’ve broken most recently?”

That question stumped me. I’d been feeling delightfully iconoclastic, but… what rules had I broken lately? His question wasn’t hostile; there was no “gotcha!” zing to it. Yet, it’s so easy to think of one’s self as not bound by convention and simultaneously so very difficult not to bound by it.

When I did think of my reply, it was a knitter’s one, of course. “When I knit this sweater,” I said, “I didn’t really follow the pattern.” I didn’t go into any long explanation about knitting without a net or the risks of ignoring gauge or the pleasure of taking chances with a project requiring dozens of hours of work—but they were all there in my mind, for what it was worth.

This production continues in berkeley through the weekend and will move to San Francisco in March. If you can attend, I highly recommend it.

Tuesday Mewsday: Handsome Lads

Melissa and I have no shortage of good-looking cats.

Here’s Damian, engaging in one of his regular pastimes…
Damian admires himself in the mirror
…admiring that handsome cat in the mirror. You can just hear his inner monologue: Who is that good-looking fellow? My but he keeps his whites white! Such a noble jaw! Being him must be nearly as delightful as being me! Why doesn’t he come over for a visit? I bet we could have lively times together.

Sparky is growing up to become quite the handsome tom.
Sparky on the fence

Even as a kitten, he was quite the matinee idol.
Sparky and Woody cling and huddle
Just look at him curled up with his brother Woody.

Those boys were absolutely devoted to each other: side-by-side all day and sound asleep in each other’s arms every night. I’m not sure they realized they were separate entities. I think each of them thought of himself as an eight-legged, four-eared, two-tailed creature, oddly able to move in multiple directions at once.

LYS Goodies

Both of my LYSs have donated prizes for the blogiversary raffle—without my even having asked for them! As a way of saying thank you (and, I hope, of whetting your appetite for the great prizes) I thought I’d devote one entry this week to each of them.

First up: Article Pract, my Oakland LYS.

Coming soon: The Golden Fleece, my Santa Cruz LYS.

Melissa and I found Article Pract by luck a bit over a year ago when we were heading for dinner at a favorite Ethiopian Restaurant, Asmara. As you might imagine, we experienced a sudden detour and wound up at the restaurant rather later than we’d expected.

You can see what drew me inside…
Article Pract storefront
… the sock yarns are just to the left of the door, all sorts of hand-dyeds in glorious colors that reduce knitters to gibbering, fiber-petting fools.

On the right are Rowan and Louisa Harding, with Curious Creek further to the back. On the left are Malabrigo, Manos, and much, much more.
Article Pract interior
If you look toward the far end of the store, you’ll see the hallway into the back room, where the (yum!) yarn tastings are held.

Besides carrying delicious yarns, Article Pract has one of the best selections I’ve ever seen of knitting bags, many of them locally-crafted.

My favorite things about Article Pract?
• The owner, Christine, who is kind, generous, and smart. (Check out her blog, A Fist Full of Stitches.)
• The yarn tastings, which are held monthly (on the second Sunday). For just $10, you get samples of ten or so yarns, sometimes by a single manufacturer, sometimes of a similar weight or fiber content, along with a one-time 25% off coupon good for the featured yarns and related patterns. Christine, who is a wonderful cook, provides snacks and drinks. You can sit, eat, knit up your samples, and wander the shop to look at alternate colorways for the yarns. It all adds up to an hour-and-a-half of convivial company, tactile pleasure, and shopping thrills.

And here’s the Article Pract contribution to the blogiversary raffle…
Hemp knitting kit from Article Pract
… a Get to Know Hemp Knitting Kit that includes four skeins of hemp yarn, a pair of patterns (for a washcloth and a scarf), needles, a hemp project bag, and a larger tote.

P.S. The shop’s name? It’s a spoonerism for Practical Art!

Another Anniversary—Followed by a Few Ramblings into Other Topics

Besides celebrating my blogiversary with the Knitters’ Raffle for Animals, I get to celebrate a more personal anniversary as well. Melissa and I have officially hit the four-year mark! I look forward to moving into the double digits with her, piling up yarn and paint and books and cats into one glorious, mad jumble that we can both call home. This weekend we are celebrating in some secret way that has not yet been revealed to me, but that did involve the purchase of tickets for something (an event, I’m assuming) on Saturday night.

Ramble 1:
Tomorrow I get to attend (drum roll, please) a day-long workshop on food-borne pathogens. Not necessarily everyone’s cup of tea, but right down my alley. I’ll get to sit in the back of an auditorium, knitting away, while listening to presenters talking about various strains of e coli, epidemiological patterns, fast-food disasters, and the like. I imagine there will be a lively exchange of rather morbid jokes over lunch.

Ramble 2:
I’ve been waiting and waiting for Drops to put this pattern on the web…

… and finally my patience is rewarded. I know I’m always saying “cozy this” and “comfy that,” but doesn’t it look cozy—and comfy?

Must-Knits

I’ve been spotting all sorts of lovely patterns lately and thought I’d share a few of them with you.

First off, there’s Alenes’s Wrap from Thea at babycocktails and knitting.

This is exactly the kind of piece I’ve been needing for the last few weeks, during which we’ve had morning ice and cold rains. The good-new bonus with this pattern is that it costs just $5.50 and the full purchase price goes to FINCA, a group that provides micro-loans to people in poor countries, enabling them to start their own businesses.

I’m also loving this circular shrug from Plymouth.

(The bigger picture here is worth checking out.) There are a number of circle jacket patterns around these days, but this one has especially pretty lines and detailing. You can order this pattern from Patternworks—or check with your LYS for availability.

This is my current favorite from the new Drops collection.

It’s loose without being baggy or bulky and the sleeves have nice detailing that echoes current fashion trends without getting so big that the gathers make a gal look all Popeye.

I know opinions about bobbles vary—and with passion!—but I find this use of them quite tasteful.

And the pattern’s free, so what’s not to like?

Last of all, look at the latest from those wacky folks at Berroco.

Wouldn’t this enhance the natural cuteness of pretty much every baby you’ve ever met? Special bonus: since this is a children’s pattern, you can pick up a copy of the pattern for free without being traumatized by the sight of any of their Oddly. Twitchy-Looking. Models. (On further thought, maybe it’s just that one model. Do you suppose those are her “signature moves”?)

Tuesday Mewsday: Cat-Walk Models

Do you recognize the models for these Blogiversary Raffle buttons?

Here’s Beatrice, blending mysteriously into the fabric of the time-space continuum.
What If Knits Blogiversary
That’s her patented just-because-you-feed-me-doesn’t-mean-I-trust-you glare.

And this is our dear, departed Woody, doing his bit to help out the kitties who haven’t yet crossed over the rainbow bridge.
What If Knits Blogiversary
This picture is a detail from one of Melissa’s lino-block prints. While hiking across northern Spain during the fall ’06, she drew a little sketch of what she imagined life would be like with me along on the journey: a knapsack full of yarn and playful kittens bounding about alongside me. (If you win the print part of the drawing, the full picture is one of the three you can choose among. Meanwhile, you can see it here.)

Do help yourself to a button (or two!) if you’d like. If you want to link back to the Blogiversary Raffle rules, use this address

https://www.whatifknits.com/?page_id=250

Blogiversary Raffle for the Animals

What:
A raffle to raise funds for animal welfare and protection groups, including
Best Friends Animal Sanctuary
Wildlife Center of Silicon Valley
Project Purr
Alleycat Allies
The Duke University Lemur Center
The Jane Goodall Institute

The Prizes:
• A Swallowtail Shawl knit in Louisa Harding Cinnabar yarn.
The shawl, again

• Your choice of one of these three signed, limited-edition prints by Melissa West.
Three animal-related prints

• Two skeins of Socks that Rock in the Undertoe colorway. (Generously donated by my friend Chris.)

• A full bag of Southwest Trading Company Twize (100% bamboo) in the Twack colorway.

• A full bag of clover green thick-and-thin cotton.

• Seven hand-knit dishcloths—one for each day of the week!

• A copy of the original Sensational Knitted Socks.

• A short-attention-span knitting gift pack, including abridged versions of Knitting for Dummies and Cocktails for Dummies, along with a knitted applique kit.

And perhaps more… stay tuned!

The Rules:
• For every $2 you donate to one of the above groups (or your local equivalent), you’ll get an entry in the raffle. Note that this is for new donations only—I’m trying to encourage all of us to give just a little bit more than we usually do. To let me know about your donation, leave a comment on this blog or email me at shATwhatifknitsDOTcom. I will send you an email to acknowledge your entry, so if you don’t hear back from me, feel free to write again and check up.

• If you post about this raffle on your blog and include a link, let me know. I’ll put your name into the hat an extra three times.

• The prize draw itself will take place on Friday, February 22. (I was originally aiming for Valentine’s Day, but wanted the extra week to get the word out.)

• Each person will be eligible to win a maximum of one prize (we’ll draw for the biggest ones first). That way, more people will have a shot at winning something.

• Once we’ve drawn the winners, I’ll post that information on my blog and contact these folks individually via email to arrange mailing.

The Buttons:
Please help yourselves! If you want to link back to the Blogiversary Raffle rules, use this address

https://www.whatifknits.com/?page_id=250

What If Knits Blogiversary

What If Knits Blogiversary

What If Knits Blogiversary

Bog-Body Knitting

This might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but as a former child-dreaming-of-a-career-in-archaeology I am fascinated by this pattern: the Gunnister Purse Replica by Chris Laning. (The pattern itself is posted at the Island of Misfit Patterns—a welcome new find for me.)


This bag is a replica of one found in 1951 (1953?) with the Gunnister bog burial (c. late 17th C).

Interestingly enough, a bit of searching reveals that one can also find patterns for Gunnister gloves ($5) and Gunnister Stockings (no picture with these, but the pattern is free).

To me, there’s something simultaneously magic and deeply human about choosing to knit a replica of a knitted piece originally used over 300 years ago. I feel the same way as a quilter and prefer working with reproduction fabrics, particularly those reflecting styles from the mid-1800s and the 1930s. (I’ve got lots of sources for these on my links page, if you’re interested.) If you know of other replica patterns you’ve knit (or hope to knit) I’d love to hear about them.

P.S. Full details on the Blogiversary Raffle coming up on Monday. My friend Chris has generously donated two skeins of Socks that Rock from Blue Moon Fiber Arts as an additional prize!