Sometimes a cat’s full name is immediately apparent. Sometimes it reveals itself gradually.
A few years ago, after much discussion, we realized Damian has a middle name: Vaslav, after the great Nijinsky, of course. More recently another revelation descended: for all five years of his life, Damian had been using Melissa’s last name, but that’s not his real last name. His real last name is
Pantalones de Queso y ¡Qué!
(For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, that can be translated as “Cheezy Pants—wanna make something of it?”)
Damian Vaslav Pantalones de Queso y ¡Qué!
It suits him, don’t you think?